BB14 photocap: The Dan Show

Yup. The Dan Show. This is what Big Brother should change their name to. I don’t even have to explain myself, you have all seen the last few episodes. Dan is running the show. Can anyone stop him? Probably not…

 

Let the photocap begin…

Sometimes I get this throbbing feeling in my chest… TO KILL EVERYTHING.

 

I have the weirdest boner right now

 

Dan: What’s with the bandana, Frank?
Frank: Well, since we have a solid final two deal, I figured we should look the part. We need an alliance name — the Bandanagades!

 

Remember that zit on Rachel’s face? The one Ragan made fun of? Well, you’re looking at it.

 

 NO ONE GETS BETWEEN ME AND MY ACNE

 

Jenn-city: Ha Ha… looks like Frank found my Jodi dildo

 

Oh yes, bow to the zit!

 

Ian: Dan, you’re such a shit disturber. You’re the biggest disturber of shit I’ve ever met. Do I sound mad? CAUSE I AM.

 

Now that Britney is gone, I need to masturbate in front of Danielle.

 

Thanks for tuning into the Dan Show. Same time next week folks!